True review of Dark Souls 2
MOTHERFUCKER SOULS FUCKING DYING MOTHERFUCKING SOULS LOST MOTHERFUCKING STUPID MONSTERS KILLING ME IN ONE MOTHERFUCKING HIT. MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLAR OF MY FUCKING DICK. MOTHERFUCKING DYING ALL MOTHERFUCKING DAY. FUCKING LEVEL UP BEFORE FUCKING LOSING ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SOULS. FUCKING BOSSES TO FUCKING HARD. NOT EVEN WORTH ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING SOULS YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE. MOTHERFUCKING BOSSES HIT YOU LIKE ONE HIT MOTHERFUCKING KO. DARK MOTHERFUCKING SOULS. MORE LIKE MOTHERFUCKING DYING SOULS. MORE LIKE MOTHERFUCKING LOSE ALL YOUR SOULS. [.....]
SPOILERS: DO NOT READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO HAVE THINGS SPOILED FROM THE NEW BoI DLC
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth So it’s finally here. The DLC for The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. Afterbirth. Rather than covering everything like I normally would, for this review I’m going to tell you what has been added and the pros and cons of the DLC. There are no story changes (minus a few character details) and no gameplay changes apart from added items and new rooms. So, let’s get right [.....]
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Legendary Edition for Xbox 360
Experience level: Adept
So it has been awhile since I have posted. And my only excuse is this: Skyrim. The Elder Scrolls series has taken over my life.
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After playing Oblivion and getting screwed over by Bethesda's lack of care about the PS3 version, I gave Bethesda a chance to redeem themselves by playing Skyrim on Xbox 360, and let me tell you, I am not disappointed. Bethesda put a lot into this [.....]
Note: The version I am reviewing and the one you play may not be the same as I’m reviewing an early alpha for the game.
What is Pro Gamer Manager? Pro Gamer Manager is a simulation style game where you play as a randomly named character who wishes to become a pro FOBA player. FOBA is a MOBA style game (think League of Legends or DotA). The end goal of this game is to, well, become a Pro Gamer. To do that, you must learn the very [.....]
For this specific post I will be comparing the two player portion of SoulCalibur IV to Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition. I'm reviewing these two because they were the first two fighting games I've ever played and they're pretty comparable fighters.
Stats/Format SoulCalibur 25 total characters 3D format (can move left/right/back/forward) Platforms: PS3 and Xbox360 Melee-based attacks Rated 8.75 out of 10 by Game Informer and 8.7 out of 10 by IGN Mortal Kombat 35 total characters (including secret characters, PlayStation exclusive, [.....]
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth You know, I’ve played an awful lot of games in my 21 years of being alive. However, The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth really takes the cake. It falls under one of my favorite game genres, roguelike, in which each floor is somewhat procedurally generated in that you won’t often run into the same dungeon layouts, even if some of the rooms in the dungeon are the same. Along with this, items and powerups are also randomly distributed so each run feels brand new. [.....]
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